WEDNESDAY JANUARY 5th: ALIAS PREMIERE

Featuring the hottest woman on television, Jennifer Garner...

Then...Elektra comes out on January 14th! It's gonna be a good month.

At the risk of having a generic entry, "D-day" is four days away. 

Already I'm feeling pretty dang nervous.

Hey...it's almost six months later!!!!  Clearly I'm excited to be back.

So...how has life changed for me?  Well a few things here and there...but nothing as spectacular as being able to call a special girl my girlfriend!

The eye rolling commences.

Yeah, yeah, so she's cool but she doesn't even read xangas (thank god she's normal!) so I'm going to move on.

To college! Nope everybody's sick of that right now, including me.

To friends! They're the best ever.

Man, talk about unhealthy sarcasm.

Edit:  Well...those so-called friends of mine called this post BLAND.  The nerve of them.  One of them even said they want "juicy details".  Well here's some for you!

Elizabeth is a food addict!  All she talks about is food, food, food.  She's like the opposite of anorexic or something.

Chris is in love with himself!  Whenever he sits still, he just naturally poses as if somebody will just come up and take a picture of him because of his "natural beauty".

Zach has a gay following!  That's right, he rides the transit home with a multitude of his "fans" who can't help but admire him for his unique sense of style and charismatic aura.

HAH! The tables have turned.

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So that was fun.

Well that last entry was a flop, quite a shame really.  Sometimes you just don't have the inspiration that you do other times.  So not only have I decided to do another entry much earlier than I normally would, but to make one solely about the Miss Universe pageant.  If this isn't popular, then...I give up.

First I would like to include a few of my personal favorites, because according to their profiles they're highly educated and will easily make more money than me. Uhh, not.

Miss India....hot and spicy like curry

Miss Egypt...she may want to kill us, but hot is hot

Miss USA...gorgeous and she supports the war in Iraq!  I don't care what they do over there, just as long as they have a Miss Iraq by next year.

Okay, and the winner, who's clearly never taken a step off the beach her whole life...

Miss Australia

For everybody that says only shallow nitwits participate in pageants...hey now, they want WORLD PEACE.